corporateaccount:

iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels

"w is not a vowel"
— every message in my inbox for the next 16 years (via corporateaccount)

monobeartheater:

electric-inhale:

the-maple-meme:

hetalianbae:

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

benot-may:

bluesigma:

piikopoko:

you were either a winx 

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or a w.i.t.c.h

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this makes me feel old.

I was totally a spy

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i was aLL THREE

was this the old superwholock? 

THIS IS THE OLD SUPERWHOLOCK

All three heck yes!

the old superwholock? Nah these shows all have examples of POC and well written diverse woman who do not rely on men to build their character

I look cute in pictures and I know I do. So when people talk to me online and flirt with me I m comfortable doing it back. But when they want to hangout I get guarded because I look cute in pictures, and I think Im really pretty, but I’m not thin so I get worried if they’ll think I’m still pretty when they see me I n person and I’m not thin. I just got back from a date and he was lovely and super nice, but I have never felt so insecure with myself. I love my body and I appreciate it, but damn I’ve never felt so ashamed of it. And it was nothing he did or said. It was just me. I’m always afraid that when someone meets me in person after meeting me online, if there was any romantic interest it’ll be gone. Because of my body. And I know that’s shallow and that’s not the kind of person I want to be with anyway, but if I’m not comfortable going out and dating with the body I have, how can I expect people to look past it. If I can’t even get past it myself.

safarizone:

vondell-swain:

I can’t imagine Avril Lavigne as an adult.

Just like sitting at home with a husband and a dog and doing taxes and mowing the grass when it gets too high.

I can imagine it. Avril is sitting there, just feeding the baby. She’s very bored and misses her old punk rock lifestyle, so she turns on the TV for some much needed escapism. Guess who she sees? Skater boy rocking up MTV.

ray-winters-sings:

ROLLIN AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND. GOT PLACES TO GO GOTTA FOLLOW MA RAIINNBOWWWW. CAN’T STICK AROUNNND HAVE TO KEEEP MOVIN ONN. JUST WHAT LIES AHEAD ONLY ONNEEE WAYYY TO FIIIIIND OUUUUUTTT.

ray-winters-sings:

ROLLIN AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND. GOT PLACES TO GO GOTTA FOLLOW MA RAIINNBOWWWW. CAN’T STICK AROUNNND HAVE TO KEEEP MOVIN ONN. JUST WHAT LIES AHEAD ONLY ONNEEE WAYYY TO FIIIIIND OUUUUUTTT.

iamprincessash:

I don’t even care how this happened

iamprincessash:

I don’t even care how this happened

midstorm:

How to Train Your Dragon + Popular Tumblr Post

iventuredfromminecraftia:

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Your haiku could not be found.

Try again later.

z-co:

one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the computer he couldn’t stop laughing because

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these anons are like, "can i be racist in the rain? can i be racist on a train? can i be racist in a box? can i be racist with a fox?"
Anonymous

incogneeco:

whiteoppression:

famphic:

anthotny:

postracialcomments:

lmfaoooooooooooooo Yes!

Lmao!
How can I be racist if I work with blacks
How can I be racist if one sold me slacks
I’m not racist I’m just like you. I’m best friends with a black or two.

i’m not racist, you see, it’s just a preference
i love eastern culture and its women’s deference
the west lost its way with no room for clemency
If I love Asian women, how’s that white supremacy?

i’m not a racist, i can’t be, you see
my great grandma’s grandma was part cherokee
plus one time i got called “cracker” to my face
don’t we all bleed red? i don’t even see race…

I’m not racist, blacks just need to stop complaining
Living in the past and white people blaming
I work hard, no handouts for every little fraction
If white privilege isn’t fair, then how is affirmative action?

roxxannene:

Happy (21st) birthday to my #1 fictional boyfriend, Percy Jackson ♥ 
Wanted to do something special for the big day so of course he’s gonna be shirtless and pulling that stupid, idiotic, cheeky face of his. And if you think I actually enjoyed drawing shirtless Percy than you are absolutely right. 

roxxannene:

Happy (21st) birthday to my #1 fictional boyfriend, Percy Jackson  

Wanted to do something special for the big day so of course he’s gonna be shirtless and pulling that stupid, idiotic, cheeky face of his. And if you think I actually enjoyed drawing shirtless Percy than you are absolutely right. 

cthulhu-with-a-fez:


adlersassistant:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

ghostdrive:

#hello #i hate what you’ve done with the place 


Oh you’ve redecorated…
I don’t like it

i acknowledge that this house has had a renovation, but given that it’s a stupid-ass renovation, i’ve elected to ignore it.

cthulhu-with-a-fez:

adlersassistant:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

ghostdrive:

Oh you’ve redecorated…

I don’t like it

i acknowledge that this house has had a renovation, but given that it’s a stupid-ass renovation, i’ve elected to ignore it.

dynastylnoire:

stair-diving-with-hayes:

Ladies and Gentleman, the man that will be in history books. He was throwing the burning tear gas. Not to the cops but away from the children protesting. In his American Shirt and bag of chips. Check his twitter.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST

darvinasafo:

#FERGUSON protestor returns tear gas canister back to sender…
This is Amerikkka 2014
ICONIC

darvinasafo:

#FERGUSON protestor returns tear gas canister back to sender…

This is Amerikkka 2014

ICONIC