it sounds so fucking arrogant when you call yourself pretty like that lmao
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unwinona:

kateordie:

divinedorothy:

But I am pretty look at me im so pretty it’s not arrogance when it’s literally just a fact im so pretty

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SO PRETTY!!!!! ME!!! IM PRETTY!!! IM A PRETTY PRETTY GIRL!!!! 

I like this.

If a man tells you you’re pretty, it’s supposed to be this amazing gift you cherish forever.

If you tell a man you’re pretty, you’re a horrible, shallow, awful person and it isn’t true.

shygirl364:

Party Guys - SNL - Season 34 Episode 18

gradientlair:

christel-thoughts:

When you see me show me your bachelors, show me your masters. That’s the best thing you can do for me, as my fan.

YAAAAASS NICKI. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSS

i haven’t found the source video yet.

I love the way Nicki encourages people with education. I’ve seen her ask about report cards on Twitter and tell young people to bring their C’s up to B’s and B’s up to A’s. And this quote is too awesome. ❤

easterbunnymundlover:

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

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azureskylines:

yinx1:

sueanoi:

betweenthetights:

blogfrenzy:

water is wet

the sun is hot

leaves are green

Republicans are white


People have skin

azureskylines:

yinx1:

sueanoi:

betweenthetights:

blogfrenzy:

water is wet

the sun is hot

leaves are green

Republicans are white

People have skin

"Don’t take a nude pic if you’re a famous woman and don’t want it leaked."

inmydreamsifeelimmortal:

mysharona1987:

"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."

"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."

"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."

"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."

Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.

"Don’t take a nude photo at all because someone may use it against you."
Because it’s not only about famous women. It’s about every chick that dares to think she may photograph her body as she wants and send it to whom she wants with TRUST.
A crime you shouldn’t even dare to think of.
*sarcasm off* uh ;/

spokenunspoken:

shaky:

I’m stuck between wanting:

1. A long lasting relationship with my soulmate who supports me and protects me and is my partner and we are completely bad ass together and in love

2. Wanting to have casual sex and rip out the heart of everyone person I meet

3. Being independent and having a loyal dog while I’m married to my career

It scares me how accurate this is.

tourettesandsex:

urbies:

xbostons:

lostboyonadeadthrone:

If your girlfriend has sexual intercourse with another girl. Is that considered cheating? 

If I’m right handed and I punch you with my left, did I really hit you?

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I’ll reblog this every time.

the official johnny rockets instagram is now following me i dont know what to do with this information

i just want people to reblog my long rant about elephants bc i love them so much

ELEPHANTS ARE THE GREATEST, YOUR FAVES COULD NEVER.

Know where the term Elephant Graveyard comes from? When an elephant inside a herd dies, the herd stops it’s migration for a few days and mourns. Then every year, when they take the same route during their migration, they stop at the place where their friend had fallen and mourn them once more. Even if there’s no evidence left of the body! The elephants know where their fallen friends laid for their final rest!

Also in a lot of species of wild life if a mother is killed, no other mothers will surrogate the calf/cub/insert baby term here. Elephants are groups, families, through and through. So if a mother dies the rest of the herd will adopt the baby and make sure it grows up.

They protect one another, travel in awesome maternal groups, the matriarch of the group decides where/what/when everyone will do things and they all obey.

Elephants are also emotional creatures. They feel love and loss and fear for themselves and their herds. They play, not just when they’re young, but throughout their life. They create bonds with one another and those bonds last forever. 

Now lets talk about male elephants! An elephant boy will typically stay with his family group around 14 years, or until he first reaches musth. Musth is basically when the male elephant gets a bunch of dudebro hormones going on and becomes more aggressive and violent, even towards it’s families. It’s baby making hormones also surge to as much as 60x s normal. Even the most docile elephants care dangerous, to other elephants or to human caretakers, during their musth. (Although there’s no link between a male’s musth and a females rut- which is their baby making time. They often occur during different seasons.)

In some areas where there are human civilizations in close proximity to elephants, or in cultures where elephants are celebrated and used as transportation in festivals, male elephants have to be tied up during musth for it’s safety and for the safety of the village/town/whatever. They usually find two huge trees near eachother, and tie the elephant in musth up to both trees so it’s unable to charge/uproot the tree/hurt itself or others. Musth occurs I believe once a year (I could be wrong about that.) But it’s pretty much a really really bad yearly period. 

Male elephants, once they break off from their families, can sometimes group together and travel around in a pack of dudebros. They hangout and eat trees and stuff until it’s time for them to go off on their own to mate, and then they find their way back to one another and create dude club again. 

Elephants are just so cool and everyone should love them. Also don’t buy anything that is real ivory because DE-TUSKING AN ELEPHANT OR KILLING ELEPHANTS FOR THEIR IVORY IS JUST SO NOT COOL. OKAY BYE.

#stoppoaching2014 #saynotoivorytrade

sexy-fruit:

I don’t understand how all Muslims are called terrorists because of what one group of 19 extremist men did 13 years ago.

But white people aren’t called terrorists when they invaded their countries, killed millions of civilians, when they shoot up schools, shoot up movie theaters, and kill random POC, especially black people. Isn’t that something?

simply-kennaa:

sapiophilous:

panemoppression:

Arturo is a 29-year-old male polar bear currently living in Argentina’s Mendoza Zoo. He is suffering in 40C (104F) heat in an enclosure that has just 20 inches of water for him to swim in and has as a consequence been displaying worrying behavior.

Please sign this petition or at least spread the word in order to have Arturo transferred to a zoo in Canada which has better facilities for an animal that is used to polar conditions.

sign this or die

PLEASE SIGN THIS. This just breaks my heart. This right here is animal cruelty! Save Arturo. sign this petition. Speak up for the beings that cant speak for themselves!!!

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poonanji:

see terms:
daddy issues
friend zoned
jail bait

poonanji:

see terms:

  • daddy issues
  • friend zoned
  • jail bait