I’m very unhappy with the lack of you near me

I really like you and really want you to like me too ok bye

arminsarmy:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

Ok just a reminder to everyone: If you’re planning on tweeting billie joe armstrong “wake up” or something tomorrow, DON’T. The song is about his father’s death and so it’s really personal and treating it like a joke isn’t the right thing to do. Plus he’s asked so many times for people to stop and no one listens so yeah. Please don’t do that.

I shouldn’t have my phone on me but everyone else is asleep hahahaa no one can stop me now

teamalphari:

tha-sass-queen:

teamalphari:

don’t believe any boy who says “i’m not like other guys” unless he has snow-white hair, glowin green eyes and can walk through walls, disappear and fly 

So, technically, Jack Frost with green eyes

literally quoting the danny phantom theme song word for word

gets-harder:

when someone’s so attractive you want to fuck their brains out in the craziest way imaginable but they’re also rly nice and interesting and you wanna give their heart lil kisses and read books with them and cook breakfast for them in the morning

Boys I like getting jealous over me gives me life

Did i mention I’m drunk m

Did i mention I’m drunk m

I’m drunk as fuck and I just want to kiss you and be near you but that’s the same thing I want when I’m sober so I guess not much has changed

lady-eve:

I just realized that the lack of acceptance for asexuals is literally the dumbest thing.
Like, you can’t handle the thought of two dudes kissing? Okay you’re dumb and terrible whatever.
But you can’t handle the idea… Of someone… Not kissing anyone? What are you worried about? They’re gonna eat too much mac n cheese?? Draw too many dinosaurs??? Tell me

bebinn:

youngmarxist:

So if we have to show women what the baby looks like in their womb and tell them how the process works before allowing them to get an abortion, does that mean we should teach our soldiers about the culture of the lands we’re invading, and explain to them that the people we want them to kill have families and feel pain, just like Americans?

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artemispotter:

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG OMG